Old Fav. Humor

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008 "Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008"Now there is a new biography of President Bush out, have you heard this? Where it says the president cries a lot. The president said, 'I do tears.' So lets see, he's impulsive, he's stubborn, he's weepy. Sorry Hillary, apparently we already have our first female president." --Bill MaherTop Ten Things Overheard on Hillary Clinton's First Day Back at Work10."Nice of you to show up"9."Did you win?"8."We chipped in for a welcome back pantsuit"7."Should I take the Madame President nameplate off your door?"6."Hillary's choking another superdelegate"5."On the bright side, you can once again partake in endless debates about agricultural subsidies"4."Senator Clinton, please stop throwing wads of paper at Senator Obama's head"3."I can't believe your shrill message of fear didn't resonate"2."Please stop taunting her, Senator Kerry"1."We'll begin as soon as Senator Craig returns from the restroom"