Letterman
10-Offer John McCain $1 million if he correctly guesses how many homes he owns
9-Every night, one lucky lady gets to go home with John Edwards
8-In honor of party mascot, serve assortment of delicious donkey and mule treats
7-Each delegate gets a kitty, superdelegates get a super kitty!
6-Special appearance by the exhumed remains of Lyndon Johnson
5-Call the Pepsi Center something crazy like the Bird's Nest or the Water Cube
4-Give John Kerry's crazy wife five minutes to say whatever she wants -- remember her?
3-Kick things off with a song from Dennis Kucinich
2-Five words: hot volleyball babes in bikinis
1-Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention